Government Schools Dumb Down English With “Informational Texts”

The Obama administration is pushing for a common core for government school course work via his “Race to the Top” program. For obvious reasons part of the common core includes English. Unfortunately the Obama administration isn’t fighting to race to the top in English standards. It’s more like a race to the bottom. The Obama administration is seeking to mandate that 50% of English instruction be “informational texts.” For high school seniors, 70% of their English instruction is required to be “informational texts.” Gone are the historic pieces of literature which have shaped the English language and passed morality and intellectual thought down to generations of Americans. It’s to be replaced with the writings of bureaucrats.

Informational texts include everything from newspaper articles to bureaucratic reports issued by various agencies in Washington. They even include Presidential executive orders. Presumably they also include Congressional bills, though it’s unlikely school children will be reading the Obamacare bill anytime soon. Anyone who has read a bureaucratic report or an executive order knows they don’t come close to displaying the richness of the English language. They tend to be boring, mundane, using simple language and generally they do little more than offer straightforward ideas. Newspaper articles are generally the same in this regard. There’s nothing per se wrong with this of course. However we’re talking about school children in English class, not adults surfing the Internet for information.

Historically not only has English taught children the vast richness of the English language, it has also been a vehicle to pass morality and thought from one generation to the next. Most of the great works of literature in history have contained moral lessons which help shape the morality of the next generation. By ridding the schools even further of an historic moral foundation, we move further from our past. Arguably the schools have already ditched these historic pieces of literature. In the 90′s we were reading dime store novels and other pieces of propaganda. Obama is likely further solidifying the propaganda end of English.

While the government schools are ditching historic morality in English class they are not doing away with morality entirely. English and reading are great ways to instill morality in the young, Obama knows this. Informational texts from the government bureaucracy are most certainly teaching morality. They’re teaching children big government is good, they’re teaching left-wing policies are good. While reading a bureaucratic report is unlikely to inspire children to greater things as an historic piece of literature might, the overall affect of reading dozens of bureaucratic reports and executive orders will affect children. The teaching will be clear, government is good and big government will protect us. It’s the opposite of our historic founding.

It is government programs like this that cause people to pull their kids out of government schools. Obama and the left are once again dumbing down education. They’re going to leave thousands of kids unprepared for college, unless we decide to dumb down college even more with “informational texts.” Kids are never going to learn the richness of our language reading the reports of tiresome bureaucrats and arrogant journalists. It is only through literature that children can truly learn the English language. Unfortunately the government would rather feed kids easy propaganda.

Bureaucrats Declare Wiffle Ball, Freeze Tag Risky Camp Activities

Bureaucrats in New York State have declared wiffle ball, capture the flag and steal the bacon “risky” summer camp activities. Seriously, I can’t make this stuff up. Any recreational program that offers two or more activities, including one from the dreaded risky list will be subject to a $200 registration fee (read: tax) and unending state regulations. These rec programs will now be called ‘camps.’ New York is apparently adding to their ‘risky’ list this year so as to drag in indoor rec programs which previously were not considered ‘camps.’

I am constantly confronted with helicopter mothers who fret about their little brat’s every move. Poor precious can’t fall down without mummy being right there to confront the little dear. In fact, in the world of the helicopter mother the little darling shouldn’t have been able to fall down in the first place. My kids are free to fall down and scraped knees are encouraged. How else are they going to learn what they physically can and can’t do? There is no other way than trial and error, emphasis on trial.

It’s one thing for helicopter mothers to turn their sons into sissies, it’s another thing entirely when the state steps in and does the same thing. What exactly are the kids in New York State going to do all day if they can’t play wiffle ball? I’m left wondering what planet New York State has flown off to when wiffle ball is considered a risky and dangerous sport. Have you ever heard of a child injured while playing wiffle ball? Even the weak kids can get through wiffle ball without injuring themselves.

The New York State bureaucrats know darn well that none of these sports are truly dangerous. What’s really going on is that the New York State Treasury is in need of more money and one easy way to get money without having the Legislature increase taxes is to expand the list of organizations required to pay fees. The $200 camp registration fee will now be extended to indoor summer programs, most of which offer “dangerous” indoor activities such as kickball and red rover. New York State bureaucrats are really just raising taxes.

But small summer programs need not fear of being shutdown due to a bureaucratic tax increase. Those who are politically connected will have the fee waived. Bureaucrat Diane Mathis declared that the law will be applied with “flexibility.” Which means that if your organization is politically well connected or maybe if you sweet talk the bureaucrats your group may not be deemed a ‘camp’ or perhaps they won’t force you to hire on site medical personal for all those wiffle ball and freeze tag injuries that are sure to happen all summer long.

This is the perfect example of why government needs to get out of the way. These rules are absurd, laughable even for government. What they’re really doing is collecting taxes and thus making the cost of summer activities more expensive. The added expense disproportionately hurts the middle and lower classes. No child will be protected with these rules but many will be hurt because their parents will no longer be able to afford the added expenses or because their camp is shut down because they cannot afford to comply with this absurd law. Worse, some camps won’t be forced to comply with the law because they are politically connected and the state is on record supporting a “flexible” interpretation of the law. That’s great for the politically connected but rotten for everyone else. Government needs to get out of the way of children’s summer fun.

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